FLORA BUSH: IN HER OWN WORDS

On November 25th, 1981, George W. Bush became the loving father of twins. Unfortunately, Mom gave birth to triplets.

Hello, America. I'm Flora Bush, the daughter the President doesn't want you to know about. I'm a Democrat! I'm a punk! And I'm going to rock you with my new album, THE CHILD LEFT BEHIND!!!

"EAT YOUR PEAS!" "DON'T STAY UP LATE!" "DON'T GET GAY-MARRIED!"

Ever since I was little, Dad was always trying to tell me what to do. Like America had elected him president of me or something.

But with my new album, I'm not just going to tell him what to do. I'm going to SING him what to do!

MY DAD UNDERSTANDS NEITHER ME, NOR THE PROBLEMS OF POOR PEOPLE.

My sisters' friends are always asking me, "If you hate your dad so much, why don't you go to France and become Jacques Chirac's daughter?" But it's not as easy as that. First off, how could I be the daughter of a man with whom I've been having a torrid on-again-off-again love affair? That's right, Dad. Me and Jacques, sitting dans un arbre. (That's French, Daddy.)

If it's unpatriotic to think your dad's a jerk, then I guess that makes me a terrorist mastermind. Are you listening, Dad? Maybe now finally you'll pay attention to me!

DRINKING AND DRUGGING? NO, THINKING AND HUGGING.

I might rock super-hard, but I drink responsibly (unlike some other family members).

I'm straight-edge all the way-- XXXXXXXX! The only drug I'm addicted to is free speech, and my drink of choice is the tears of America's poor. Because I want them to stop crying! I want to help them! By drinking their tears, if necessary, or giving them my death tax or whatever, I don't know.

WATCH MY VIDEO! LISTEN TO MY SONGS! BUY MY ALBUM!

Then give it to a poor person.